| guy in audience: | play Satan's Ice Cream Truck! |
| Devin: | *flails wildly on acoustic guitar* HOLY FUCK I'M ON DRUGS |
ket3:
(of course they watched tons of movies what else could they do)
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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ok i just love snakes
juts bc
i mean
just
look
how fuckgn
cute
they are
and look how tiny this one is
how can yu not love thees bbys
(Source: guruzu, via misanthropic-librarian)
This is a picture of my best friend and her boyfriend. Normal concert photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the red circle is. Can you see the face?
This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend and her boyfriend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how they died considering they were both 15 and perfectly healthy.
It turns out a boy died at that venue a few years ago at a concert. He was in the mosh pit and he hit his head and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death.
If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear faint music playing for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re getting ready for bed and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.
This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on.
OH MY F’CKING GOD.
Im crying holy fuck
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im such a pussy lol
im not taking a chance .
Sorry but I don’t wanna die
OMG. ;___;
sorry guys, i don’t take any chances
I’m sorry guys. not taking chances ahkjfg.^^^^
I’m such a pussy. Not taking any chances sorry followers D;
Why the fuck did I read it -_-
I’m a bitch when it comes to these things ;p
this is fucking scary…
urgh why do people have to reblog these? i hate it! i always get scared and reblog them ahh i am so sorry guys!
nope sorry followers je n’aime pas ceci
I never reblog these things but that stupid picture is giving me the creeps. ;;
the face says omnomnomnomnom
OKAY I’M A PUSSY NOW SHUT UP.
EVERYONE COME HIDE UNDER MY BED WE’LL BE SAFE
thats just a distortion of the darkness through the camera people
OooooOOOOOooooOOOOooooo!
(Source: fycso)
So this past weekend I was at a house party and happened to see the single most miserably neglected fish I have ever seen in my life. The water had an opaque layer of something that looked kind of like grease on top and the single fish inside was listless and shrivelled. It smelled FOUL and the guy hosting the party said that they had noticed the fish being kind of stupid since they had changed the water last time (which must have been like a fucking year ago) by just running the tub into the tank.
Being full of whiskey and compassion(?), I naturally decided that the fish was now mine and reached into that disgusting cesspool with a ziplock bag, took the fish home, cackling to myself because what I was doing was just so weird.
The next day I went out and got a tank, like, I dropped 100$ for a stolen goldfish that cost 4.38$ at PetSmart. I went to a locally owned small pet shop called Paws N’ Jaws and the woman there was super helpful and even gave me some free plants with the tank. Ended up being up til like 2 in the morning with school the next day at 8 setting the stupid thing up, panicking about dechlorinating the water etc etc.
These are his new digs, live plants, snaily companions. He’s perked up A LOT since being moved to an environment that actually has oxygen in the water, and has shown marked improvement in his ability to eat. For the first day or so, his motor skills appeared to be completely fucked up and he had a hard time swimming and eating, he would suck up food and then just spit it right back out. Now he’s having a great time, eating well harassing the snails, trying to eat the plants and zipping around the tank for no apparent reason like a moron, but a happy moron. I really enjoy watching him.. or her.
Admittedly I might have done this even if I had been sober, but I like to think this is proof that not ALL decisions made when drunk are bad ones. I regret nothing.
You are a lovely human being. <3
YOU WENT TO A HOUSE PARTY AND STOLE A GOLDFISH OH MY GOD THAT’S THE BEST DRUNKEN STORY I’VE EVER HEARD
this makes me happy
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